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§ 00 — a public service announcement

Incredible returns & flywheels within flywheels.

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§ 01 — the S&P 500 is a ponzi [a nice one]

PROSPECTUS — PUBLIC EST. 1919

Prospectus.

the S&P 500 is a ponzi.new money pays old money.you're not early.join $Ponzi.——— the S&P 500 is a ponzi.new money pays old money.you're not early.join $Ponzi.———

your 401(k) buys every payday.at any price.that's the scheme.number go up.——— your 401(k) buys every payday.at any price.that's the scheme.number go up.———

(3,3).the index only keeps winners.losers get quietly removed.survivorship is the product.——— (3,3).the index only keeps winners.losers get quietly removed.survivorship is the product.———

the fed prints.stocks go up.you call it investing.charles called it postal coupons.——— the fed prints.stocks go up.you call it investing.charles called it postal coupons.———

incredible returns.flywheels within flywheels.50% in 45 days.(3,3).——— incredible returns.flywheels within flywheels.50% in 45 days.(3,3).———

the next investor is you.then your kids.then their 401(k).be the ponzi.——— the next investor is you.then your kids.then their 401(k).be the ponzi.———

invest with charles →

Neel Kashkari saying there is an infinite amount of cash at the Federal Reserve — federal reserve · march 2020 · the S&P's lender of last resort

§ 02 — pick your fund manager

Charles vs the S&P.

one promised 50% every 45 days. the other does ~10% a year. both need the next investor.

charles promises

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50% every 45 days

the S&P 500 pays

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~10% a year, its long-run average

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§ 03 — the ledger [owed since 1920]

$100 with Charles on 1 January 1920 is now:

$…

…-digit number · the universe has ~10⁸⁰ atoms payouts so far … next 50% payout in …

§ 04 — the scheme [fully disclosed]

flywheels within flywheels.

incredible returns. every trade feeds the scheme, on-chain, where you can watch it.

01every Ponzi trade pays a 3% creator fee.
0266% is reinvested into other liquidity pools: pairs that print trading fees. profits get reinvested.
0334% buys the S&P 500 (SPYx) and airdrops it to the top 20 holders. every day.
04the ponzi pays you in the S&P. you are now the S&P.

§ 05 — two ponzis [one is honest]

the Fugazi Index.

the fugazi

SPY, the S&P 500 fund — live

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needs new money every payday. forever.

SPYx on solana—

promised return~10% / yr

the honest one

$ponzi — live

launching

says ponzi on the tin. pays its holders in the S&P.

$ponzi pricesoon

promised returnnone. it's a ponzi.

honesty ratio: ∞ : 0

(3 , 3)

incredible returns & flywheels within flywheels.
two things to do. pick both.

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