Ponzi. Incredible returns & flywheels within flywheels. (3,3)

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§ 01 — it's good for you

flywheels within flywheels.

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01every Ponzi trade pays a 3% creator fee.
0266% LPs stonk.fun coins. we undercut their tax and vamp their rewards. profits get reinvested.
0334% buys the S&P 500 and airdrops it to the top 50 holders. only. ranked on a daily moving average of holdings [anti-cheat]. every day.
04you are now the S&P.

you are now the S&P.

§ 02 — incredible returns & flywheels within flywheels

PROSPECTUS — PUBLIC EST. 1919

Prospectus.

the S&P 500 is a ponzi.they want you to join their △ scheme. do.you're not early.join $Ponzi.——— the S&P 500 is a ponzi.they want you to join their △ scheme. do.you're not early.join $Ponzi.———

incredible returns.flywheels within flywheels.your 401(k) buys every payday.at any price.——— incredible returns.flywheels within flywheels.your 401(k) buys every payday.at any price.———

(3,3).new money pays old money.the index only keeps winners.survivorship is the product.——— (3,3).new money pays old money.the index only keeps winners.survivorship is the product.———

3% fee.66% vamps stonk.fun LPs.34% into the S&P.top 50 only.——— 3% fee.66% vamps stonk.fun LPs.34% into the S&P.top 50 only.———

50% in 45 days.10% a year.same scheme.different speed.——— 50% in 45 days.10% a year.same scheme.different speed.———

the fed prints.stocks go up.charles called it postal coupons.be the ponzi.——— the fed prints.stocks go up.charles called it postal coupons.be the ponzi.———

invest with charles →

Neel Kashkari saying there is an infinite amount of cash at the Federal Reserve — federal reserve · march 2020 · the S&P's lender of last resort

§ 03 — pick your fund manager

Charles vs the S&P.

one promised 50% every 45 days. the other does ~10% a year. both need the next investor.

your certificate — liveunsigned

type an amount, pick a period, then invest. charles stamps it.

charles promises

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50% every 45 days

the S&P 500 pays

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~10% a year, its long-run average

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show as a table

§ 04 — game theory [smart]

(3,3) means cooperate.

other buys

other sells

you buy

(3, 3) EVERYBODY WIN

(2, 1) you get the S&P airdrop

you sell

(1, 2) they get the S&P airdrop

(1, 1) S&P STILL A PONZI, U STILL POOR

cooperate-cooperate is the dominant equilibrium. off-diagonals are bounded by the flywheel.

§ 05 — THE S&P IS A PONZI [NOT A NICE ONE]

the Fugazi Index.

$…

$100 with charles on 1 january 1920.
… digits. the universe has ~10⁸⁰ atoms.
payouts so far: …. next 50% in ….

the fugazi

SPY, the S&P 500 fund — live

$—

needs new money every payday. forever.

SPYx on solana—

promised return~10% / yr

the honest one

$ponzi — live

launching

says ponzi on the tin. pays its holders in the S&P.

$ponzi pricesoon

promised returnnone. it's a ponzi.

honesty ratio: ∞ : 0

(3 , 3)

incredible returns & flywheels within flywheels. two things to do. pick both.

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